Destroy all enemy spacecraft during the chase scene.
Kill 15 cameramen.
Land on the Parachute Target during the rescue scene.
Land on Magarac Island (in Sad Panda Skyblazing).
Cause $150,000 worth of damage in a single Sexy Kitten Yarngasm combo.
Destroy a mouse ATV during Sexy Kitten Yarngasm.
Finish both instances of Apocalypse Genki.
Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the entire city of Steelport.
Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Carver Island district.
Destroy all Gang Operations in Steelport.
Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the New Colvin district.
Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Downtown district.
Complete all instances of Heli Assault.
Kill 50 brutes.
Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Stanfield district.
Find 25% of all Collectibles.
Complete all instances of Trafficking.
Complete all instances of Professor Genki's Super Ethical Reality Climax.
Play for at least 2 hours as a male character AND 2 hours as a female character.
Complete all instances of Trail Blazing.
Complete all instances of Snatch.
Fully upgrade one Weapon in each slot.
Complete Act 3 in another way.
Complete Act 3 in one way.
Complete 'Murderbrawl XXXI'.
Complete 'Zombie Attack'.
Complete all instances of Mayhem.
Complete Act 2.
Complete 'http://deckers.die'.
Kill 1000 Gang Members.
Complete all instances of Tank Mayhem.
Complete all instances of Escort.
Complete all instances of Guardian Angel.
Do your first nutshot AND testicle assault.
Complete Act 1 in one way.
Complete Act 1 in another way.
Complete 'We've Only Just Begun'.
Buy your first Upgrade from the Upgrade Store.
Hijack 50 vehicles - Dukes style.
Complete 'Party Time'.
Complete 'I'm Free - Free Falling'.
Complete 'When Good Heists...'.
Complete all instances of Insurance Fraud.
Kill all of the hitman Assassination targets.
Steal and deliver all Vehicle Theft targets.
Find 100% of all Collectibles.
Complete your first Challenge.
Complete ALL Challenges.
Taunt AND/OR Compliment 50 gang members.
Explore every hood in Steelport.
Upgrade one Stronghold to its full glory.
Spend over 30 hours in Steelport.
Create and share a character online.
Kill 25 Gang Members each with 'the Penetrator' AND the Fart in a Jar.
Customize 10 vehicles.
Roast 50 peds with the car's flamethrower (in a single instance of Super Ethical PR Opportunity).
Destroy 5 chase vehicles (in a single instance of Super Ethical PR Opportunity).
Kill all of the rooftop mascots (in a single instance of Sad Panda Skyblazing).
Fly through all of the rings (in a single instance of Sad Panda Skyblazing).
Throw 5 mascots into the water (in a single instance of Apocalypse Genki).
Complete 'The Ho Boat'.
Complete all activity instances in Genki Bowl VII.
Kill Space Brutina.
Collect all 6 hidden clapboards.
Kill 35 Space Amazons with the Laser Pistol.
Kill 7 Space Amazons with melee attacks.
Destroy 10 enemy spacecraft with the Aegean while filming.
Perform all vehicle stunts with the Aegean.
Complete 'STAG Party'.
Complete all missions for Gangstas in Space.
Defeat 15 enemies at Technically Legal using only melee attacks.
Destroy 45 Police and Swat Vehicles while protecting Jimmy's car.
Complete mission 'Weird Science'.
Spray 25 rabid fans with the Swarmitron.
Destroy 5 Steelport Guard vehicles during mission 'Tour de Farce'.
Complete mission 'Tour de Farce'.
Shoot down a helicopter with a Saints Flow fireball.
Kill a Brute using only melee damage while under the influence of Saints Flow.
Prevent Johnny Tag from taking damage on the Magarac Bridge.
Complete all missions for "The Trouble With Clones..."
